August 10th 00:41 2007


              
I really need to make a new video or to as I'm fucking sick of the eight I've had posted on youtube since october. Problem is, he can't think of any ideas that grab him. Unless making video interview with shovel with a bleached shit on it and pretending it's Brendan o' Connor, then having said shovel say amusing stuff like "I'm a talentless unfunny culchie fuck, a massive prick but only on a metaphorical level as in reality my balls are small tiny and empty just like my soul" etc But that doesn't really count as an idea now does it?



                                            
August 7th 19:05 2007
                                                                                     
I'm actually dreading reading whatever I posted below as three quarters of a year has passed since I've gotten round to updating this bad boy, I remain unemployed and I know a cursory glance at the below will bring forth a biblical surge of forehead thumping moanage of wasted youth etc. Anyhow I'll fill in this news nonsense section proper in a week. Meanwhile you can go to www.myspace.com/theseanan for some blog shite. Also if anyone can advise on how to make thins cunting box understand the concept of paragraphing email me at the usual address.




                                                      

November 22nd 07:20 2006


                                                           
Well I've up dated Dublinbiennale.com so I might as well update my news page. In short, graduation, drinking, thinking, teaching drama,birthday, more drinking. Pretty much covers it. I am now uploading Swastika II or to give it its more coloquel title (bad spelling yes I know, microsoft word me no have) "poo video." I suppose the main thing at the moment is the exhibition in Broadstone studios tomorrow, and the fact I haven't got a job yet, but seeing as I've only left in one CV since getting on the dole, it's not all bad news. Allow me once again to point out that this fucker is far from fullt operational and I'll only really start promoting the fucker once I get it in a satisfactory state (shit in one hand wish in the other...). I'll write some more about the idea of being 26 soon and the excitement that finding a random bag of meat can stir in any heart. But in the mean time why don't you click on the video link to your left and ponder the notion of anger, and the circle of life as represented by the swastika (ps for the un initiated it's got nothing to do with me being a closet nazi). Yes I think it's about high time this glorious fucker got on the internet.





                                                    
November 2nd 02:15     

   
Well obviously the most relevant news thus far is that I have successfully managed to get seananolivermanfredkerr.com up and running. My satisfaction at having achieved this knows no bounds (though considering the fact that I graduated with a degree in fine art media its a bit like Jean-Paul Gaultier being pleased with himself for knitting a scarf). 

In terms of my life in general, which I'd imagine this column is likely to become a record of, more so than my glorious achievements in the field of art, everything seems to be going smoothly enough. A soulless job beckons in the next week or so, followed by money, followed by the clearance of a few debts, followed by a few nice suits. I spent 510 euro on an xbox 360 which my brother promptly whisked away from me to Navan on Halloween night - which he assured me would assist in the come down after a night of setting fire to wheelie bins with pertrol.    


In terms of art career news, firstly you may notice the link on your left which reads "dublin biennale." This link signifies the fact that I have bought the domain name www.dublinbiennale.com and fully intend on utilising it in all art events I am involved in towards creating an actual Dublin Biennale in a few years time. The official selection process begins with a show in Broadstone studios called "Hibernation" opening on November 23rd, featuring my former colleagues and ever present allies Miss Jane McGovern, Fiach MacHale and Ferdia McLaughlin. All are welcome; rich art collectors who aren't Tony O'Reilly are even more welcome. Click on the link for more info.    



In the meantime, any attempt by any idiot to utilise the name Dublin Biennale will be met with an astonishing wave of legal action, which will inevitably not only give me sole access to all worldly possessions but also the souls of 17 generations of your future off spring. Non-idiots will be treated somewhat more merciful but be advised, the Dublin Biennale is my baby, and I most certainly will not whore out the use of my children for the gratification of others. 

In other news, the NCAD student union handbook 2006-2007 is finished and on sale for 4 euro from the students' union. Spelling mistakes are free of charge.    

Finally, in yet another example of my woeful inability to break free from the milk warm womb of fiscal security that is the NCAD students' union, I begin teaching drama society in NCAD next Friday at five o' clock. All I will say is that I intend to teach the Stanislavski method, as well as orchestrate a series of theatrical events of grandchild on lap level excellence.